AVN 2003 WINNER
BEST NON-SEX PERFORMANCE- TINA TYLER
Starring: Tawny Roberts, Baz, Cloe, Sindee Coxx, Nikita Denise, Tina Tyler, Samantha Sterlying, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria (not Giovanni), Kyle Stone, Pat Myne, Steve Hatcher, Cheyne Collins, F.J. Lincoln, Marty Romano.
It's quite hard to have missed the Ozzy Osborne reality show on MTV (or at least heard about it), so it's only natural that a porn title spoofing the series would come along eventually. That a video so well done would appear is quite remarkable. What started as a quickie review (by a very sleepy couple) before hitting the sack one evening turned into a wonderfully entertaining couple of hours, followed by some unexpectedly hot sex. Any film able to pull this off deserves high marks, for sure.
"The Ozporns," in fact, has now received a couple of additional viewings just because we actually like the NON-sexual scenes as much or more than the requisite porn action. Of course, we still turn immediately to our favorite sex scene repeatedly, but more on that later.
The movie starts out with "Izzy" in a tizzy over his missing bran muffins, which he needs to keep his system regular. Baz, the performer who plays this character, has Ozzy Osbourne nailed, right down to the tatoos, swearing, and shaking. Surrounding him are the doofus son and ditzy daughter, who obviously end up in sex scenes later. Along for the ride is hot assistant Sindee Cox, who spends the movie trying to get into Izzy's pants and there is constant cutting to hilarious introspection scenes, where Izzy explains how he shoved a bat up his butt and is now labeled for life (mimicking the real Ozzy's biting the head off a bat notoriety).
The sex scenes are a bit graphic, so we recommend this title for experienced porn watchers only. For example, the first scene has Nikita Denise getting DP'd by Pat Myne and Cheyne Collins and is VERY graphic. If you don't know what DP is and find yourself in front of this film, get ready to hit the scene advance button on your remote. The next action features a three girl strap-on session, which should satisfy those who like girl/girl (and girl) scenes. Izzy then plays camera man to film two couples having sex on his living room floor. And then comes CHLOE.
If you've never seen a Chloe sex scene, get ready to be amazed. In most porn scenes, you can tell they're just that - scenes. Actors come in, do their different positions, shoot their loads, and things move on. Chloe is something different entirely. In this film, she takes on two guys, and climaxes so hard that you have to believe it impossible to fake. This girl literally loses her mind and almost goes unconscious! Repeatedly! It's so compelling that we had to back up constantly to view it again and again.
The movie finishes with two more encounters, the last of which features Izzy fulfilling Sindee Cox's lusty desires (the two are married in real life) and some final thoughts from the frazzled main characters. With great production values, decent to hot sex scenes, and pretty good acting, this title is highly recommended for couples
BEST NON-SEX PERFORMANCE- TINA TYLER
Starring: Tawny Roberts, Baz, Cloe, Sindee Coxx, Nikita Denise, Tina Tyler, Samantha Sterlying, Tanya Danielle, Calli Cox, Aria (not Giovanni), Kyle Stone, Pat Myne, Steve Hatcher, Cheyne Collins, F.J. Lincoln, Marty Romano.
It's quite hard to have missed the Ozzy Osborne reality show on MTV (or at least heard about it), so it's only natural that a porn title spoofing the series would come along eventually. That a video so well done would appear is quite remarkable. What started as a quickie review (by a very sleepy couple) before hitting the sack one evening turned into a wonderfully entertaining couple of hours, followed by some unexpectedly hot sex. Any film able to pull this off deserves high marks, for sure.
"The Ozporns," in fact, has now received a couple of additional viewings just because we actually like the NON-sexual scenes as much or more than the requisite porn action. Of course, we still turn immediately to our favorite sex scene repeatedly, but more on that later.
The movie starts out with "Izzy" in a tizzy over his missing bran muffins, which he needs to keep his system regular. Baz, the performer who plays this character, has Ozzy Osbourne nailed, right down to the tatoos, swearing, and shaking. Surrounding him are the doofus son and ditzy daughter, who obviously end up in sex scenes later. Along for the ride is hot assistant Sindee Cox, who spends the movie trying to get into Izzy's pants and there is constant cutting to hilarious introspection scenes, where Izzy explains how he shoved a bat up his butt and is now labeled for life (mimicking the real Ozzy's biting the head off a bat notoriety).
The sex scenes are a bit graphic, so we recommend this title for experienced porn watchers only. For example, the first scene has Nikita Denise getting DP'd by Pat Myne and Cheyne Collins and is VERY graphic. If you don't know what DP is and find yourself in front of this film, get ready to hit the scene advance button on your remote. The next action features a three girl strap-on session, which should satisfy those who like girl/girl (and girl) scenes. Izzy then plays camera man to film two couples having sex on his living room floor. And then comes CHLOE.
If you've never seen a Chloe sex scene, get ready to be amazed. In most porn scenes, you can tell they're just that - scenes. Actors come in, do their different positions, shoot their loads, and things move on. Chloe is something different entirely. In this film, she takes on two guys, and climaxes so hard that you have to believe it impossible to fake. This girl literally loses her mind and almost goes unconscious! Repeatedly! It's so compelling that we had to back up constantly to view it again and again.
The movie finishes with two more encounters, the last of which features Izzy fulfilling Sindee Cox's lusty desires (the two are married in real life) and some final thoughts from the frazzled main characters. With great production values, decent to hot sex scenes, and pretty good acting, this title is highly recommended for couples
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